got this from a friend...
Subject: Where to cross the border………..
Know where to cross the border...
If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.
If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported
If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
A Driving License,
Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Health Care,
and if you are a clever dickie, you can be a Menteri Besar or even
Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!